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Born To Philosophise Forced To Work - Mug | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Start your day with a sip of wit and wisdom! This mug captures the delightful struggle of deep thinkers thrust into the daily grind. Imagine wrapping your hands around a smooth, glossy ceramic cup that perfectly holds your favorite brew, while its clever design sparks smiles and nods from everyone around. Dishwasher and microwave safe—easy to clean and ready whenever inspiration strikes Two sizes available: cozy 325ml or hearty 445ml for extra-long contemplation sessions Bold philosophy charm: reminds you that your mind is always roaming, even at work Don’t just drink your coffee—make it a playful statement. Grab your mug today and fuel those brilliant thoughts before they hit the office!

Kant touch this - Mug | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Elevate your morning routine with this philosophical mug. It is not only stylish but also durable for everyday use. The eye-catching design is sure to brighten up your day and make your beverage of choice even more enjoyable. • Fast, worldwide delivery with tracking information • Glossy ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe • Available in two sizes: 325ml (11oz) or 445ml (15oz) • Lifetime warranty on the quality of the print and the item • Support the work of fellow philosophers with your purchase • Not convinced yet? Take a look at our reviews

Philosophize This - Funny Philosophy Jokes and Quotes Sticker | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Decorate and personalize laptops, water bottles, and more. Removable, kiss-cut vinyl stickers. Super durable and water-resistant. 1/8 inch (3.2mm) white border around each design. Matte finish. For orders with 2+ small stickers, they will be printed in pairs with two stickers on one sheet to reduce sheet waste. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received

Philosophize This Bold Slogan | Philosophy Shirt, Thinker Tee, Student Gift | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Armchair philosophers and deep thinkers will adore the 'Philosophize This!' tee, with its bold, punchy slogan in eye-catching typography that screams intellectual fun and rebellion. Show off your love for big ideas and spark conversations at coffee shops, philosophy meetups, or campus hangs – perfect for students, professors, or anyone pondering life's big questions. This witty design turns everyday wear into a badge of clever curiosity.

Specs:

Material: Soft cotton blend
Fit / Size: sizing S-3XL
Printing: DTG direct-to-garment
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low

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Philosophize This Flashlight | Philosophy Shirt, Podcast Tee, Thinker Gift | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Light up your wardrobe with the 'Philosophize This!' Flashlight tee, designed for philosophy podcast devotees and armchair thinkers craving clever style. This bold graphic features a beaming flashlight emblazoned with the iconic phrase, delivering instant enlightenment and humor wherever you wear it. It's the ultimate conversation starter for casual outings, gym sessions, or gifting to fellow intellects who love a good pun on profundity.

Specs:

Material: Soft cotton blend
Fit / Size: fit, S-3XL
Printing: DTG direct-to-garment
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low

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Philosophize This Tesseract | Philosophy Tee, Tesseract Shirt, Thinker Gift | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Elevate your everyday look with the Philosophize This Tesseract tee, designed for deep thinkers, podcast fans, and math nerds who love a multidimensional pun. The striking 4D tesseract intertwined with the witty slogan sparks instant 'aha' moments and debates wherever you wear it—perfect for coffee runs, geek meetups, or casual Fridays. Show off your brainy edge in a shirt that's as clever and layered as your favorite ideas.

Specs:

Material: Soft cotton blend
Fit / Size: sizing S-3XL
Printing: DTG direct-to-garment
Care: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low

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Plato's Cave Search and Rescue Team - Classic T Shirt | Philosophize This! Official Merch

The 100% cotton classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Sisyphus in Ouroboros - Classic T Shirt | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Why? - Funny Philosophy Jokes and Quotes Oversized T-Shirt | Philosophize This! Official Merch

Premium oversized crewneck in a relaxed fit. Versatile silhouette for your everyday needs. Our heaviest weight yet! 7 oz heavyweight 100% ring spun cotton jersey fabric designed to hold the boxy fit of the garment. Dropped shoulders with roomy half sleeves. Single needle, edge stitched ribbed collar. The third party printer of this product is evaluated according to International Labor Organization standards. The printer of this product sources blanks from manufacturers that are participating members of the Fair Labor Association